George Takei responds to “traditional” marriage fans.
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when you try to move a fly away with your hand and it’s too slow and you end up TOUCHING I T
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Sometimes, I wish I could ban my students from saying the word “gay” unless we’re specifically talking about homosexual people. Today one kid said that the ceiling was gay. Ceiling can’t be gay. Ceiling can’t even be straight. Ceiling is ceiling. Ceiling’s sexual preference is light bulb.
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trying to write a cv and trying to think of hobbies that dont make me sound like a complete loner is very hard
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Show Yahoo that we are OKAY with them buying Tumblr as long as they leave the current terms and conditions intact and the enforcement policy.
Aka, the site remains the EXACT same as it was before. Keep Tumblr the same Yahoo and we will stay.
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i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun
sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard
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i always feel inclined to reblog this because it is literally the best hair flip in the history of hair flips
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- love yourself like kanye loves himself
- believe in yourself like kanye believes in himself
- know you’re the shit like kanye knows he’s the shit
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when you are so desperate you go to the second page of google results
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