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Sat, 25 May 2013 17:23:57 -0400

niknak79: Jerry must love his job

Sat, 25 May 2013 17:21:48 -0400

niknak79:

Jerry must love his job

me: i have no classes with anybody i know

Sat, 25 May 2013 17:18:21 -0400

me: i have no classes with anybody i know
my parents: that's how you make friends!!!
me: no

assbutt-in-the-garrison: sunshineface0014: assbutt-in-the-garrison: I need my glasses to find my...

Sat, 25 May 2013 17:17:58 -0400

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

sunshineface0014:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem

You can’t even see your problem

mirkwood-is-my-home: I’M DYING BRB

Sat, 25 May 2013 17:17:09 -0400

mirkwood-is-my-home:

~~I’M DYING BRB~~

stevenfresco: stevenfresco: it’s 2013 why can’t i delete friends in real life ok so it turns out...

Sat, 25 May 2013 17:15:07 -0400

stevenfresco:

stevenfresco:

it’s 2013 why can’t i delete friends in real life

ok so it turns out what i was thinking of is called murder

lacigreen:

Sat, 25 May 2013 17:14:09 -0400

lacigreen:

Howard Stark was a worse father than Odin. Pass it on.

Sat, 25 May 2013 08:50:56 -0400

ringasunn:

spookylittlesleipnir:

descartes-and-thosecartes:

freudian-slut:

anideaforamoth:

ecokitty:

ras-al-cool:

I see your Odin and Howard Stark…

And raise you one Brian Banner.

^^^ Oh snap, that’s hard to beat.

Let’s just throw Harold Barton into the list here.

Jesus, the Avengers should just be called the ‘My Dad’s a douchebag’ club.

At least they had dads.

Omg batman YOU DONT EVEN GO HERE

YOU DON’T EVEN GO HERE

princess-potterheadxo: did she get a haircut

Sat, 25 May 2013 08:49:38 -0400

princess-potterheadxo:

did she get a haircut

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Sat, 25 May 2013 08:48:40 -0400

drunktrophywife: me on the hunt for the d

Sat, 25 May 2013 08:48:20 -0400

drunktrophywife:

me on the hunt for the d

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Sat, 25 May 2013 08:47:10 -0400

paging-doctorfaggot: my ride is here

Sat, 25 May 2013 08:42:59 -0400

paging-doctorfaggot:

my ride is here

thesockmonkeyrenegade: candlejack: The Lord of...

Sat, 25 May 2013 08:38:47 -0400

thesockmonkeyrenegade:

candlejack:

The Lord of the Rings: Loyal Steeds of Middle Earth

EXCUSE ME EVERYONE. YOU MISSED ONE.

BILL THE MOTHER FUCKING PONY IS THE MOST BAD ASS PONY TO EVER PONY.

SIT THE FUCK DOWN AND LEMME TELL YOU SOMETHING.

BILL WAS AN OLD FUCKING PONY, AND WHEN THEY BOUGHT HIM IN BREE, EVERYONE SCOFFED. “YOU’VE PAYED TOO MUCH FOR THAT PONY.” THEY SAID.

BUT THEY WERE WRONG.

BILL FUCKING MADE IT WITH THE FELLOWSHIP ALL THE WAY TO THE MINES OF MORIA. AND THEN THE WATCHER IN THE WATER ATTACKS, AND SAM THINKS BILL IS DEAD. BUT IS HE? NO THIS BADASS MOTHERFUCKING PONY HOOFS HIS BUTT ALL THE WAY BACK TO BREE ON HIS LONESOME, WHERE HE FUCKING WAITS FOR SAM, AND THEN HELPS THEM AT THE BATTLE OF BYWATER BY GIVING HIS FORMER ABUSIVE MASTER A SWIFT KICK IN THE BEHIND.

BILL THE PONY FOR PRESIDENT OF MIDDLE EARTH.

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Fri, 24 May 2013 21:18:58 -0400

haruhisuzumiya: reblog if u always have these tabs open (:

Fri, 24 May 2013 21:17:44 -0400

haruhisuzumiya:

reblog if u always have these tabs open (:

thecouscousqueen: grrrlfever: Cosmo sex tip #394: Once your man reaches orgasm, awkwardly embrace...

Fri, 24 May 2013 21:17:29 -0400

thecouscousqueen:

grrrlfever:

Cosmo sex tip #394: Once your man reaches orgasm, awkwardly embrace him and whisper “well done Draco.”

I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD I SWEAR

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Fri, 24 May 2013 21:16:50 -0400

evievstheworld: I JUST SPAT OUT MY MILK AT THIS GOD DAMN IT

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:16:26 -0400

evievstheworld:

I JUST SPAT OUT MY MILK AT THIS GOD DAMN IT

catbountry: drtanner: fashinpirate: bl00d-sugar: I FOUND A...

Fri, 24 May 2013 17:27:15 -0400

catbountry:

drtanner:

fashinpirate:

bl00d-sugar:

I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN

summer plans tbh!!!

OH HI THIS IS A THING I’LL PROBABLY END UP DOING SOMEDAY

Make mine a fudgesicle.